Christmas 2005

 

  I'm a little behind on page updates, so this will be an express update. Only the core events. This will be what they call Update Fillet. Merry Christmas

  Snow Global Warming can't be too bad. We had all of 2 inches.

  With the snow and the delayed global warming, it was very cold putting Frosty up. He likes it because that's his name. Otherwise he would be named Sandy and be a big pile on the ground. Frosty in the Snow

  Tree Jewells This is a tree jewell. Its made of exotic materials only available in the eastern hemisphere. Its hand made by specialty elves that are not taller than 5ft. They are not paid as they do it for love (of food and shelter).

  The three wise men brought gifts at Christmas. These included Gold, like these fried golden brown things with red sauce. Its bound to be excellent because its fried. Gold

  Xmas Chow More Christmas Gifts. In addition to the Gold, there is some Muir (called red cherries or something) and some frankensence (which are those little pies with the greenish-yellow filling).

  Before Google, there were Goggles. This is to keep the chill off the eyeballs when motoring around on a cruiser. That's what you do when you cruise - you motor and take up causes that you can't take up without crusing and motoring. Its a good thing. Googles

  Dolche Vitae Here, we hang in Green and Blue at Dolt Che Vita. Its the standard place for Christmas Eve celebration and chow intake. Note how happy we all are. This is early in the evening because the table cloths are still clean.

  Christmas Eve revelers. More happy Xmas Eve Celebratators. They are wearing the Christmas Alternate color. Revelers

  The Beautiful Audry Hepburn What? No way!! We are having Christmas Eve dinner with her???? Audry Hepburn!!! Can you believe our luck? What a charming person - so beautiful, a scintillating conversationalist, and warm hearted. My Christmas dreams come true!

  The traditional Christmas Tree wading in Booty. Its a Douglas FIr - $60 worth. But its soft and easy to decorate. Tree makers could probably make them out of green cardboard. Watch this space in 2006. Xmas Tree

  Junior in a Sweatshirt A genuine Hairspray Sweatshirt. Only available from the gang at Broadway, where the show plays. Since we got in with raffle tickets, we could afford this.

  I NEED MORE PRESENTS!! I WANT MORE PRESENTS!! GET ME MORE PRESENTS!! GET ME MORE PRESENTS NOW!! I MEAN IT!!! GET ME MORE PRESENTS NOW!! What!?

    Merry Christmas and a stressless, enjoyable Year of 2006!